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* Ask butlerbot to send an apology on your behalf.
* @module apology
* @return {string} - apology message (as a message to discord text channel)
*/
module.exports = {
name: 'apology',
description: 'Have butlerbot apologize on your behalf, and take ownership of the mistake.',
aliases: ['sorry', 'apologize', "apologise", "mybad"],
usage: '@recipient',
args: true,
/**
* @method execute
* @param {string} message - command, used to determine which channel to return results
* @param {string} args - recipient of apology message sent to channel; required
* @return {string} selected apology with correct formatting and recipient
*/
execute(message,args) {
/**
* @function getApology
* @return {Object} apology
* @summary selection of random apology from list
*/
function pickApology () {
/**
* @var {string[]} apologyMessages
* @summary list of pre-generated apology messages
*/
let apologyMessages = [
"my deepest apologies. This is a mistake I will not make again and I volunteer a paycheck reduction.",
"I owe you an apology. It was never my intention to cause you distress. " +
"I wish I’d thought of your feelings as well. But, it is never too late to make things right.",
"I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.",
"I am sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Obviously I wasn't thinking.",
"I apologize -- I wouldn't blame you if you don't forgive me. I've messed up big time. I shall commence the self-flagellation at dawn.",
"I take full responsibility for my action. I know that I could have done things differently, but I made a poor decision that I regret now. " +
"Please forgive me for my lack of wisdom in the situation. I will revoke all evening tea for the evening for myself.",
"I am very sorry for what happened. It was unacceptable and will never happen again, unless of course I am asked to.",
"I want to extend my sincerest apologies for the negative experience that you had.",
"I hope you will accept my sincere apologies for the inconvenience you experienced."
];
let apologySelection = apologyMessages[Math.floor(Math.random() * apologyMessages.length)];
return apologySelection;
}
/**
* @var {string} apology
* @summary randomly selected an apology from the list of apologyMessages
*/
let apology = pickApology();
message.channel.send(`${args}, on behalf of ${message.author}, ${apology}`);
}
};
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